My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
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Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
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Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
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