You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
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I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
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She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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