On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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