I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
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they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
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This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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