They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
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I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
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The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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