Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
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Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Drunk
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I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
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I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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