This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
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On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
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Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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