is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
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she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
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this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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