yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
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I need you to use more vowels.
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No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I deserve to be covered in dicks
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I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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