Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
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I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
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Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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