what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
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i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
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She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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