I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
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The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
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I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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