why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
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2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
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I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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