At least make sure they are 18
Why
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
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For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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