i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
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just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
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The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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