end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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