He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
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She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
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So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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