dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
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So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
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Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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