if you like me you must not know who I am
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
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Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
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Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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