Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
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Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
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I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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