If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
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Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
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I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
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