K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
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If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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