help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
i barfeds in our rink
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
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On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
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Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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