how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
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I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
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michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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