He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
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whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
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He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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