I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
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This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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