Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
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well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
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I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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