I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
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I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
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I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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