sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
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New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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