its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
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Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
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If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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