yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
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Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
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We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
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