Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
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Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
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I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
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