gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
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you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
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Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
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