I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
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I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
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Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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