I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
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I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
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You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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