No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
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This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
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Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
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He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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