Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
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They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
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When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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