flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
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Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
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I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
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Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
You've changed since you got that strap on
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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