Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
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found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
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PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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