You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
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just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
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We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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