I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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