I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
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Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
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Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
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