why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
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He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
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Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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