We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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