I wish I could teleport
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
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His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
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definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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