I think I am morally bankrupt
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
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I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
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Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
The ass gains better be worth it
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