love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
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Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
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I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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