im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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