Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
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I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
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Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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