these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
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I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
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I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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